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101 Things To Do With Lemons!
« Thread Started on Aug 28, 2007, 4:48pm »

You've all heard the whole "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade" bit. But have you ever had lemonade to drink every meal for a month? It's horrible! Not to mention that you're sweating acid after that.

So here is a list of things to do with lemons that do not involve squeezing them and drinking the juice with sugar water.

Eat them.
Drink the juice and show off your "oh my god it's sour!" face.
Find someone who's life is giving them Vodka and throw a party. (Courtesy of Ron White)
Make lemon meringue pie.
Exchange your potato gun for a lemon gun.
Shove lemon wedges in the eyes of your enemies.
Put it in a microwave and watch it explode.
Use it as perfume.
Use lemon disks in exchange for CDs and watch your computer fry.
10.
Replicate the Mona Lisa in lemon zest.
Replicate the picture of the Virgin Mary in toast... In lemon zest.
Sell them to fruit stores and make money.
Encase your monitor or TV in lemon peel with no zest left on it.
Make clothing out of the peels like you did when life gave you oranges and carrots respectively.
Make lemon-scented paper and print your resume on it.
Make lemon-scented paper and print your novel on it.
Make lemon-scented paper and make paper airplanes out of it.
Sell yourself as the next wonder of the world.
Catch a Salmon an make dinner.
20.
Trade it for any number of things.
Build impossibly strong body armor which covers your entire body.
Make a lemon-based laser-blaster.
Threaten to blow up the planet with your evil lemons of doom while wearing the body armor and wielding the blaster.
Ship me a few.
Launch them at the sun and hope rocket fuel and lemons are enough to keep the sun going forever.
Make a battery.
Make a clock.
Make a device that shocks people when they open your door.
Enjoy your collection of lemons.
30.
Swim in a pool of lemon juice, but DO NOT open your eyes.

Feel free to add your own.

« Last Edit: Aug 28, 2007, 4:49pm by Izuaal Katyr »

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